Me: "Yes you mean the preacher?"
Kenzie: "Yeah. Well, why does he call the girl Waffle-Headed?"
Me: "Waffle-Headed?" I thought for a minute and then it hit me; then I laughed.
Me: "He doesn't say Waffle-Headed Kenzie, he says 'lawful wedded.' He says 'Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'
Was there ever a word or phrase that you said totally wrong as a kid?