Me: Princess Fiona is going to have a baby. Shrek is going to be a daddy. She has a baby in her belly, Aydan.
Aydan (pointing at the tv): She has a butt.
Me: What? You mean she has a belly?
Aydan: She has a butt.
Me: Umm, yes, I guess she does.
Aydan: I'm gonna shake my booty with Fiona!!
Me: (pause...then dying laughing!!!) What!!
Aydan: I'm gonna shake my booty with Fiona!
Me: No, Fiona only shakes her booty with Shrek.
Aydan: I am too big? (raising his hand up toward the ceiling)
Me: Yes, you are too big. She only likes Shrek.
A little later, Kenzie joined me in talking to Aydan. She tells me she thinks Aydan has a girlfriend in daycare. I think there is only 1 girl in his class; the rest are boys.
Me: Aydan, who is the little girl in your daycare class?
Me: Legacy? Do you like her? Is she nice?
Aydan: (smiling) Yes.
Kenzie: Is she your girlfriend?
Kenzie: Do you kiss her?
Aydan: (making a grossed-out face) No! Thats yucky!! I don't kiss friends in my class!!