Waffle-Headed

Kenzie: "Mom, you know when two people get married and there's a guy there with a Bible?"

Me: "Yes you mean the preacher?"

Kenzie: "Yeah. Well, why does he call the girl Waffle-Headed?"

Me: "Waffle-Headed?" I thought for a minute and then it hit me; then I laughed.

Me: "He doesn't say Waffle-Headed Kenzie, he says 'lawful wedded.' He says 'Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

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Ah, to be a kid again!!
Was there ever a word or phrase that you said totally wrong as a kid?